Bisexuality at its finest

I don't believe in bisexuality. Not that I am against it. If anything, I would be the last person on Earth to be judgmental towards who people choose to love and be in a committed relationship with. I’ve already broken a lot of rules out there to not have even the tiniest bit tendency towards men of any kind, so when I say I don’t judge bisexual people, I mean it. It’s just, weird. If you have been in a heterosexual relationship before you are in a homosexual relationship, doesn’t that mean you choose to be with your current partner because it is a better relationship? If you already know what’s better (or even best) for you, why still identify yourself as someone who can play for both teams? Pick a team, choose a side! I think I’ve heard it somewhere on YouTube but someone called bisexual people GREEDY BITCHES (Tyler Oakley wasn’t it). I just have to agree now. THEY ARE AREN’T THEY? I did actually come out to a friend over here as a bisexual person (that was when I first ever started coming out to people and I might have been confused okayyyy!) and she was like NO THAT’S NOT A THING. As pissed and confused as I was, now that I think about it, ain’t it true? I don’t get it. How do people like BOTH girls and guys. Ok starting to sound judgy here but seriously? Wait but if some straight people asked me why I like girls and not guys I won’t be able to answer either… *awkward silence*. Anyhow that’s that. And it’s not like I have never thought of being in a relationship with a straight girl either. My belief is that there will be at least one person out there of the same gender as you that will make you fall in love with in your lifetime. Thao was like WOW THAT’S A STATEMENT Yen. I was like yeah. Haha. But will you ever meet that person? Will you even pay attention to them when you do meet them and will you have enough time to get to know them before you let them get on the life train and move on? Who knows. You love who you love. We are who we are. Love whoever that makes you laugh the most and doesn’t get sick of seeing your shitty makeupless bloated face every morning. Who won’t mind kissing you with your morning breath and will go to Taco Bell in the middle of the night to get you some enchilada just cause you are having a random craving like a preggo woman (I don’t even like Taco Bell how the hell did it just come up when I was typing and wtf is enchilada anyway…). I am proud to be who I am and so should you. Wait what. So I started this post stating how I don’t believe in you bisexual people and now I am telling you to be proud of what I don’t believe in? Wait what. What what what.